It's like I don't care about nothing man
Roll another blunt
Ooohh

I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I was gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high
My room is still messed up and I know why (why man)
'cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

I was gonna go to class before I got high (come on y'all, check it out)
I could'a cheated and I could'a passed but I got high (uh uh la la da da)
I'm takin it next semester and I know why (why man) (yeah hey)
'cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

(go to the next one, go to the next one, go to the next one)
I was gonna go to work but then I got high (ohh, ohh)
I just got a new promotion but I got high (la da da da da)
Now I'm selling dope and I know why (why man) (yeah hey)
'cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

I was gonna go to court before I got high
I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high (no you wasn't)
They took my whole paycheck and I know why (why man) (yeah hey)
'cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

I wasn't gonna run from the cops but I was high (uh, I'm serious man)
I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high (uh)
Now I'm a paraplegic (ha ha ha) and I know why (why man) (yeah hey)
'cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

I was gonna pay my car and note until I got high (say what say what)
I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high (uh uh)
Now the tow truck is pullin' away and I know why (why man) (yeah hey)
'cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

I was gonna make love to you but then I got high (ooh) (im serious)
I was gonna eat your pussy too (ohhh) but then I got high
Now i'm jerking off (ahh) and I know why (turn this shit off ha ha ha)
'cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

I messed up my entire life because I got high (go go go)
I lost my kids and wife because I got high (say what say what say what)
Now I'm sleepin' on the side walk and I know why (why man)
(yeah hey)
'cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

I'mma stop singing this song because I'm high (raise the ceiling... baby)
I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high (bring it back)
And if I don't sell one copy, I'll know why (why man?) (yeah hey)
'cause I'm high
'cause I'm high
'cause I'm high
La la da da da da...
La da da da shoobe do be do wa skibitty do da da da la
Get jiggy with it scubbydooby wa
'cause I'm high
'cause I'm high
'cause I'm high

Yo my name is Afroman and I'm from East Palmville (East Palmville)
And all this jail weed I be smokin' is bomb as hell (excellent delivery)
I don't believe in Hitler that's what I said (oh my goodness)
So all of you skins please give me more head...
(evil laughs) Muh' fuck

(chicken noise)
Afro motherfuckin' M A N (M A N)
A E I O U (A E I O U) and sometimes W (ha ha ha ha ha)

We ain't gonna sell none of these motherfuckin' albums 'cause
Let's go back to Marshall Derby and hang some mo' chickens 'cause fuck it

Fuck the corporate world, biatch!!